This is sooooooooooooo funny that I have to share

 This video is so funny that I have to share it with you. No explanation required - just laugh! 

sing1sêⁿ1mung5 先生們｜先生们 gentlemen but he actually said sing1sêⁿ1meng5 and this is because of his accent.

huang1ngêng5 歡迎｜欢迎 welcome

si3suaⁿ3 lai5 四散來｜四散来 reckless, careless  

hang5kong1gong1si1 航空公司 airline

hang5bang1 航班  scheduled flight

Dio5ioⁿ5 潮陽｜潮阳 Chaoyang District in Swatow City

Dêg4gio5 德橋｜德桥 a fictitious place 

bung2ce3 hang5bang1 cong5 Dio5ion5 buê1 gao3 Dêg4gio5

本次航班從潮陽飛到德橋｜本次航班从潮阳飞到德桥

This schedule flight flies from Chaoyang to Virtuous Bridge - however, he said beng2ce3 because of his accent

buêgiaⁿ5 ge6li5 飛行距離 – flight distance

buêgiaⁿ5 si5gang1 飛行時間｜飞行时间 – flight duration

saⁿ1gai5ri7 三個字 quarter an hour, 15 minutes 

dong1gang1 bho5 bang3 sai2 rio7  中間無放屎尿 – there is no defecating or urinating in the middle (of the flight)

hib4si2 熻死  very stuffy

kui1 têng1 開窗 - open the window

guang2bua3 廣播｜广播  announcement, broadcast 

hêng5li2 行李 luggage but he actually incorrectly pronounced this word and said giaⁿ5li2

bho5hoiⁿ5 無還｜无还 – will not be returned